High Hopes. Low Expectations.

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hiyapudding
somecutething

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

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luidilovins

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

urbanfantasyinspiration

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

urbanfantasyinspiration

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hiyapudding
pipermintz

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.


Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"


and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

eternalfarnham

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

shadsasaur
plaguedocboi

Attention Whale Weekly fans: I saw some people that thought “white whales” were fictional but they are Not, and I’m not just talking about belugas. Albinism and leucistism has been recorded in over 20 species of cetacean! The most famous albino whale is a humpback named Migaloo. Look at this large impressive man!

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There are also two more albino humpbacks alive currently, including a baby that we think may be Migaloo’s spawn.

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There are also multiple albino orcas and dolphins, some in captivity and some in the wild.

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And we recently found a white sperm whale. Just a lil baby. Look at the small man;

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A teeny tiny Moby Dick. He will grow into a legendary beast someday just like his famous predecessor. I can feel it.

famousinternetcat

@focsle

lesbiantiana
awed-frog

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

bokchoybussy

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.